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Just relaxing on a Sunday, watching sports! Are you watching with me? No…you’re a dumbass. Kneel at my feet until I have use for you. I’ve programmed my foot loser’s brain so that every ‘snap’ of my manicured fingers means something different. For example: first snap–smell my feet. Second snap–foot kisses. Third snap–lick my feet. And be ready to refill my glass and offer your face for my feet to rest upon, bitch. This is a MUCH better use of your time on gameday, don’t you agree?
